Hi there! My name is Chris, in case you couldn't tell. Sometimes, usually on the internets, I also go by cheepguava. It's a reference so obscure that my web presense shows up higher on Google than the original thing I'm referencing. I don't know if that counts as a victory.

You can read about me, or you can read about that sweet background picture, or you can check out other places I to hang out around these "World Wide Inter-Webs".