Hi there! My name is Chris, in case you couldn't tell. Sometimes, usually on the internets, I also go by cheepguava. It's a reference so obscure that my web presense shows up higher on Google than the original thing I'm referencing. I don't know if that counts as a victory.
You can read about me, or you can read about that sweet background picture, or you can check out other places I to hang out around these "World Wide Inter-Webs".
I actually know a lot about the cinema kind of, since I went to college to study it and all. Here are some of my favorite directors:
And here is a list of my favorite movies maybe:
I play a lot of musical instruments for a human. I can play guitar, banjo, saxophone and clarinet, in about that order of competence. Just imagine a big gap between banjo and saxophone. Anyway, I'm much better at listening to music than I am at playing it. Here are some of my favorite musical artists:
Disclaimer: lists are given exactly in order, are totally inflexible, are not subject to change, and are objectively true. They represent facts based on my complete and absolute knowledge of all things, in violation of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. Any objection or argument is futile.